February 2011
98 posts
Tumblr get your shit together, I almost went on...
mymindrebels:
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
elviniasogorgeous:
tomatoneedles:
WORTH A MILLION REBLOGS.
TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
postcardsfromhogwarts:
Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone…
Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Normal people: Lol, i dont care. Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!
Normal...
What's wrong here.
bangthevixen:
yesylovely:
jeaaahx:
Try to find the error. It’s impossible. AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ KKK LLL MMM NNN OOO PPP QQQ RRR SSS TTT UUU VVV WWW XXX YYY ZZZ Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.
i...
CAN'T UNSEE
fuckyeahlaughters:
anon-said-sorry:
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Tumblr: We're incredibly sorry for the...
A normal Asian party.
Ladies- Sit around talking. Catching up, gossiping.
Mens-Get drunk, laugh loud, talk, sing karaoke
Teens- Stay in one area, eat , talk.
Little Children- Running around and screaming like there’s no tomorrow.
Grandparents- asking “are you hungry?” ” Did you eat yet?”
For guys, it's "bros over hoes". For girls, it's...
injectmeinsomnia:
“If you were my homework, I would do you on a table”
Like fishing, the farther you throw someone, the harder it is to get them back
THAT SCARY MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SLEEP AND...
flowersinsteadoffights:
THAT TINY HEART ATTACK MOMENT WHEN YOUR MOM IS...
heyheyrichboy:
YOU’RE LIKE.. OMG.. NEED TO ERASE INBOX..
WHAT IF SHE OPENS MY GALLERY ? MY INBOX ? MY EVERYTHING?!
''Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake...
orchismascula:
my sister’s fb status
You can choose to
iamjewliee—:
send a smiley or frownie online
drink water or coke
go out or stay home
be a bitch or be nice
be someone’s friend
When you hear some bitch talking about you.
disbelegittt:
Their expectations of you:
What you really do:
When you're having a good time, and someone you...
aystzgtfo-:
this is sad :'(
Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there?
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving..
Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up)
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
(They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.)
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
(They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her)
It says...
"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"
( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. )
... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
(She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.)
It says:
"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not = will
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"
Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!
( Erica turns the TV on. )
[Breaking news]
"An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.
( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... )
... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.
You always say you hate to see me hurt, and you...
When someone says "I know who likes you"
alyaae:
At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOM WHO?!?!?!”
Then they’re like “I can’t say”
And then you’re like:
BITCH, IF YOU CAN’T TELL ME, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP.
